The Procrastination Chronicles

Sep 17
Sep 17

irwins-bandanass:

If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.

Sep 17
Sep 17

hiddlememes:

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

I think the problem with Tom Hiddleston is that he’s a very intent listener but you’d be rendered completely fucking speechless by his “I’m listening intently” face. You’d end up just staring at his mouth.

Then he’d say something(“Are you alright? Why are you drooling? Are you having a stroke?”) and your only response would be something like, “weahrzfxdjufdckhgvhg.”

I may indeed be having a stroke. 

Sep 17

hiddlememes:

Bringing sexy back. ‘Cuz he has a sexy back.  *ba dum tish*

image

Sep 17
dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

Sep 17

gowns:

acutespider:

lmao forever at straight boys who say they like “alternative” women when what they really mean is a woman who conforms 100% to eurocentric patriarchal beauty standards but also with a lip piercing and a purple streak in their hair

ain’t nothing alternative about that

“i like girls that look like, all natural” = “i prefer the girl in the neutrogena commercial to the girl in the maybelline commercial

Sep 17
archejoiyo:

snivysky:


I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

archejoiyo:

snivysky:

image

I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

Sep 17

tampontampoff:

why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face

Sep 17

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom